| -spoken intro- She has those lips. Those incredible lips. You can tell she's lying when she moves those lips. -1- She saw me a comin' like a big old boat With huge fake titties she sure could float. Dang! Them jigglin' implants did the job. She took my heart and asked to wed, while we were layin' in her husband's bed. -chorus- Bethany, oh Bethany, my Bethany, Why did you do this to me? You spent my money and you took my stuff. You took my home. I'm living in a tree. Now it burns real bad when I try to pee. Oh Bethany. -2- She said she waited tables, well that's a hoot! Cause she danced for dollars in her bithday suit. Dang! Them jigglin' implants did the job. She claimed to have a Master's. Studied art. But she's a high school dropout, ain't too smart. (chorus) -3- The sex was great. The sex was fine. When I was in her corner a bright light would shine. Dang! Them jigglin' implants did the job. But, sometimes she'd get so confused. She didn't even know whose dick was used. (chorus) |
