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Bethany Bethany
Good Bethany Bad Bethany


Bethany is an attractive and vivacious 35 year old mother of at least four who seems to bring joy to everyone around her.  She is quick witted and pleasant.  She claims to have a lot in common with every man she meets.  However, many guys have found this isn't true in a very short time.  Her mood quickly sours and she is anything but pleasant.  After a while, it seems you can tell she is lying if her lips are moving.  When she is through with a man, she might raid his checking account and credit cards.  

For no reason I could see, she went from being a lover to a friend to something much less than a friend to apparently a thief and fraud.  I was really hurt and stressed out at first.  But, I've gotten over it.

Her Charter Communications cable bill somehow was set up to be charged to my Visa, without my knowledge or consent. I filed a police report and tried press charges.  I guess she talked her way out of that one.  It's funny that after I left her, she asked for the phone number for my Visa card so she could raise the limit on "her" credit card.  Hmmmm.

One husband told me she stole a book of his checks and left him after a week of marriage.  He says she wrote them all for items she returned for cash, probably to support her habit.

Another husband said she opened a credit card account in the name of their one year old child and promptly maxed it out.

Another husband said she cost him everything he had.  He lost his house, truck, two motorcycles, furniture, etc.  She even grabbed the steering wheel while he was driving, causing a wreck that mangled his leg and almost cost him his life.

Another husband said  "I fell in love with her because i was thinking with the wrong head... I loved those titties but paid for it when i got the herpes and the siff..  We were married for three months and i found out she was traveling back and fourth from st louis to cape girardeau to fuck her other boyfriend at the time.. She drained 6,500 dollars from my checking account and destroyed my credit"

This site is intended to help potential lovers and friends avoid being taken for a ride they might regret.  

Anyone Bethany has screwed over is encouraged to send info to Bethany Sux  I'll add it here.  But, I won't include any more nude photos.  This isn't a porn site.  : )



Bethany's Names and Aliases
(I bet there are others)

Bethany Anne Rinacke  (maiden name)
Rose  (nude dancer name)
Bethany Anne Hoffman  (current married name)
Beth Anne Hoffen (alias with AmerenUE)
Bethany Anne Renacke (in Marshall, MO)
Bethany Anne Raines (when married to Wes)
Bethany Anne Rains
Bethany Anne Hettenhouser (when married to Steven)
Bethany Anne Eaker (when married to my cousin Ed)
Bethany Anne McGinley (when with the father of her first child)
Bethany  R. Smith (when married to Craig in St. Louis)
Bethany V. Rouse


Bethany's Court Records

Bethany has an extensive civil and criminal history including divorces, DWI's,
driving while revoked several times, and passing bad checks.
She's spent quite a bit of time in jail.

Landlords and lawyers seem to sue her a lot.  I don't find any judgments that she paid.

Click HERE to see extensive records from Missouri's Case Net.




Bethany's Vivid Imagination

Bethany is full of amazing fanciful stories.  
You never know what she will say next.
 That's one of the things I like about her.
Below are a few of her better tales.
Who knows?  Some may be true. But, I doubt it.
Please send additional stories to Bethany Sux   I'll add them here.
If you would like to hear some of these stories yourself, call Bethany.

  • Bethany is 6 hours short of finishing her doctorate in Art History at Southeast Missouri State University.
  • Bethany went to Stephens College in Columbia, Missouri.  She's a third generation Stephens girl.
  • Bethany will receive millions of dollars of inheritance when she turns 42.
  • Bethany is not married.
  • Bethany has a driver's license.
  • Bethany has joint Canadian and U.S. citizenship.
  • Bethany's father was a nuclear scientist for the federal government who died from radiation poisoning.
  • Bethany habitually says she is going to work.  But, parties instead.
  • Bethany has a checking account and credit card.
  • Bethany's last husband beat her with a baseball bat and stole her jewelry, cash and drugs.
  • Bethany's father taught her five languages by the time she was five years old.
  • Bethany is a professional artist with oil paintings on display in galleries and murals on Broadway.
  • Bethany's ugly scar is from a Harley wreck in California, not a C section.
  • Bethany has leukemia, in remission.
  • Bethany went on a cruise where ten couples decided to marry.  She married Wes Raines.  They soon decided it was a mistake and divorced.
  • Bethany's father gave her some money to be spent on a "charitable cause."  She bought a lot and made a community garden downtown between Lorimier and Spanish Streets.  
  • Bethany saw someone pissing on two angel statues in the garden.  So, she took them to her house for "safe keeping."


Photos of Bethany

Bethany is a very attractive woman, especially when she is smiling.
Sometimes she's more attractive than others.  Click HERE for more photos, including one of her enhanced breasts!


An Open Letter to Bethany



A Song Inspired by Bethany



See the original defunct
Tom, Dick & Hairy's Open Mic site at

http://www.strattoninvestments.com/openmic/index1.html