A QUICK REVIEW by
TOM, DICK & HAIRY
A philosophical summary of open mic night at The Camp when it was on Main Street, Cape Girardeau, MO.
TOM
Tom

Tom is a long time music lover who enjoys all kinds of music, especially screaming guitars and bands that rock! He collects web addresses, emails, and other data.  Please send your comments or suggestions on any reviewed band to Tom
Tom

DICK
Dick

Dick is a real jerk with no tact who can find fault with Jesus Christ himself.  Nobody likes him.  He's developed a real pissy attitude.  But, his ravings often hint how a band could improve its act. Don't let this asswipe get you down.
Dick

HAIRY
Hairy

Appearance is everything to Hairy.  He's a classy and meticulous groomer who thinks performers ought to look as good as him. He focuses on an artist's look and wants a band to put on a visual show!
Hairy

Tuesday 12/6/05
Photos by Josh
  • Jerry
  • Erin & Shawn
  • Brandon & Jeb
  • Lintz & Josh
  • Tipping Holly
  • Matt, Shawn, Brandon, Bubba & Earl
  • Chaps Without Pants
  • Dr. Bill
  • Leon
  • Wes, Brandon, Chris & Bob
  • Krystle

Tuesday 11/29/05
Photos by Bob, Skippy, Leon
  • Brandon, Chris, Wes & Stephen
  • Dr. Bill, Erin, Chris & Wes
  • Tipping Holly
  • Smitty, Ashley & Dustin
  • Leon
  • Krystle
  • Brandon
  • Dirty 30s
  • Bob & Leon

Tuesday 11/22/05
Photos by Josh, Skippy & Leon

  • Dr. Bill, Wes, Stephen, Jerry, Erin & Jeb
  • Jeb
  • Brandon
  • Leon
  • Bob

Tuesday 11/15/05
Photos by Skippy, Leon & Josh

  • Leon & Andrew
  • Andrew, Jeb, Shawn & Wes
  • Rock Solid
  • Aaron, Shawn, Andrew & Wes
  • Krystle
  • Sean, Jason & Josh
  • Ashley & Dustin
  • Bob

Tuesday 11/8/05
Photos by Josh, Leon & Danielle

  • Dr. Bill
  • Brandon
  • Stevil
  • Andrew, Stephen & Devin etc.
  • A Pair to Draw To
  • The Dirty 30s


Tuesday 11/1/05

Photos by Krystle, Matt, Leon, Hattie & Skippy

  • Jeb
  • Bob
  • Krystle
  • Brandon
  • Leon
  • Chris
  • Aaron & Shawn

Tuesday 10/25/05
Photos by Josh & Jason

  • Matt
  • Jason
  • Jason & Leon
  • Leon
  • Krystle
  • Brandon
  • Bob
  • Akira
  • Akira & Bob



Tuesday 10/18/05

Photos by the crowd

  • Karl
  • Krystle
  • Dirty 30s
  • Prom Night Filter
  • Bob & Jerry
  • Liz & Josh
  • Leon, Josh, Matt & Jason

Tuesday 10/11/05
Photos by Josh & Matt

  • Bertha
  • Bob
  • Andrew
  • Daryn
  • Jason
  • Holt Crap
  • Riley
  • Jeb


Tuesday 10/4/05
Photos by Leon, Bethany, Jason, etc.

  • Leon
  • Andrew
  • Stella
  • Jason
  • Krystle
  • Krystle & Jason
  • Jeremy
  • Chris
  • Bob, Wes & Steve
  • Nick

Tuesday 9/27/05
Photos by Josh

  • Corporate Mustache
  • Jeremy
  • Krystle & Tasha
  • Leon
  • Jason
  • Fook Lantion

City of Roses Music Festival


Tuesday 9/20/05
Photos by Danielle, Josh & Jerry

  • Bob and friends
  • Krystle
  • A Pair to Draw To
  • Amazing Phish Heads

Tuesday 9/13/05
Photos by Leon & Karl's friend

  • Jeremy
  • Tattoo
  • Leon
  • Matt

Tuesday 9/6/05
Photos by Jason, Leon & Jamie

  • Leon
  • Jason
  • Two & a Half Men
  • Smitty & Co.
  • Chaps Without Pants
  • Zack
  • Brock
  • Riley & the Boys
  • Bob
  • Krystle
  • A Jam Session
  • Lizard

Tuesday 8/30/05
Photos Leon & Josh

  • Krystle Bergjans
  • Jason
  • Bob
  • Leon
  • Patrick
  • A Pair to Draw To
  • Danetta, Paul & George
  • Riley & the Boys
  • A Jam Session

Tuesday 8/23/05
Photos by Erin & Leon

  • Swan & Oaks
  • Sykes & Sykes
  • Krystle Bergjans
  • Jeremy
  • Barefoot Leon
  • Two & a Half Men
  • Gabe
  • Chaps Without Pants
  • Akira & George
  • Halleblujah Singers


Tuesday 8/16/05
Photos by Danielle

  • Dominion
  • Jason
  • Bob
  • Tattoo

Tuesday 8/09/05
Photos by Amy & Danielle

  • Bob
  • Ryan Brothers
  • Chris
  • Jeremy
  • Two and a Half Men
  • A Pair to Draw To
  • Jess
  • Mojo Heroes

Tuesday 8/02/05
Photos by Erin & Kim

  • Jeremy
  • Jason
  • Dr. Bill
  • Ashley
  • Bob
  • Brandon, Doug & Andy
  • Liz
  • Leon

Tuesday 7/26/05
Photos by Hannah

  • Bob
  • Leon
  • Jeremy
  • Leon & Bob
  • Brandon & Doug

Tuesday 7/19/05
Photos by Danielle

  • Joshua
  • Bob
  • Aaron
  • Jason
  • Leon
  • Chaps Without Pants
  • Prom Night Heroes
  • Filter



Tuesday 7/12/05
Photos by Christina

  • Leon
  • Bob
  • Akira
  • Jeremy Bratton
  • Toby McCrawdad
  • Cuzins
  • Kitties
  • Jeremy Jones
  • Brandon
  • Ashley
  • Akira, Bob, & Brandon
  • Leon & Baxter
  • Leon & Brandon
  • Ashley, Matt, Sarah, & Leon



See Shady Deal at The Camp Tuesday July 5.


Tuesday 6/28/05
The Best of Open Mic with guests Willis
Photos by Christina

  • Nick Parsons
  • Prom Night Heroes
  • Mojo Filter
  • Kitties
  • Willis

Tuesday 6/21/05
Photos by Joshua, et al.

  • Bob
  • Bob & Jen
  • Jason
  • Tattoo
  • Nick
  • Mojo Unfiltered
  • Joshua

Tuesday 6/14/05

  • Andrew, with Kim
  • Bob Camp, with Kim
  • A Pair to Draw To
  • Tattoo
  • Nick Parsons
  • Brandon & Andy

Thursday 6/9/05 Roadside Memory
Photos by Jacquelyn Eftink



Tuesday 6/7/05
Photos by Alley Cat

  • Justin
  • Jake Herzog
  • Andrew & Jake
  • Jeremy Wolfe
  • Jeremy
  • Nick Parsons
  • Kitties
  • Jam Session
  • Landon
  • Walter
  • Walter & Chris

Tuesday 5/31/05
Photos by Cody Antill

  • Zack
  • The Otto Modest
  • Kitties
  • Pretty Much Whooks
  • A Jam Session
  • 1/2 of Roadside Memory


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A note from Tom: Tom, Dick & Hairy review no more.  Bob closed The Camp in Cape Girardeau.  In January, 2006, he started holding Open Mic Night in St. Louis.   I hear he's back in Cape now.
This is
THE BEST OF OPEN MIC!

Bob & Tom
Tom & Bob Camp are some rough looking characters.  But, they had a great time at Open Mic Night!

 Brandon Glenn
Brandon Glenn's perfectly executed guitar and fucked up drunken vocals were unique!  The crowd loved it!

Jerry Swan
Jerry Swan performed his original It's an Open Mic.


Josh Boyd
Josh Boyd, Mojo Filter's drummer, filled in whenever a drummer or photographer was needed.  He often brought his much appreciated drum set.

Akira
Akira
Kanzawa often brought his fine guitar skills.

Dr. Bill
Chaps Without Pants are Dr. Bill & friends. They had an amazing act.  The crowd really got into "Bad Chemicals," which couldn't be played without Erin.

Chaps
Chaps played "Clowns are Scary"

Barefoot Leon
Barefoot Leon & Baxter regularly brought their excellent act to The Camp.  Leon's Ozark Mountain Daredevils covers and good natured ongoing "feud" with Krystle were most entertaining!

Krystle Bergjans
Krystle Bergjans vocals and acoustic guitar act seemed to get better every time she came to The Camp.  She blossomed into a fine performer with excellent originals, including The Man Song and Hearts of Crystal.  She even had a fan club and mascot!

Smitty
Smitty sometimes played solo.

Wes
Wes is one of the best bass players around.  He filled in whenever needed.

The Dirty 30's
The Dirty 30's Rocked the crowd.

Bob Camp
Bob Camp often filled in moments between performers with his fine deep vocals and acoustic guitar.  Bob knows a whole lot of songs!

Andrew
Andrew graced The Camp with some of the finest acoustic guitar and vocals I've heard.

Andrew & Steve
 Andrew & Steve

A Pair To Draw To
A Pair to Draw To is Ashley Irwin & Dustin Sitzes, of Roadside Memory fame.  These guys are really talented!

Aaron & Shawn
Aaron & Shawn rocked The Camp.

Matt Irwin
Matt Irwin, of Roadside Memory fame, often brought his fine vocal and keyboard act to Open Mic Night.

Jason Ryan
Jason Ryan, of Prom Night Heroes, started his solo career at The Camp.

Karl Ketchum
Tattoo, Karl Ketchum, did some fine original tunes.

Holy Crap
Bob came up with original names for musicians who formed impromptu groups, like Holy Crap for Matt, Danetta, Ashley & Dustin.

Stella Blue
Stella Blue sang and played solo on original songs.

Jeremy Bratton
Jeremy Bratton entertained with excellent mellow covers of punk rock tunes.

Two & a Half Men
Two & a Half Men performed excellent a cappella covers.

Danetta & Jen
The Halleblujah Singers are a bunch of folks who got together to jam - Danetta, Jen, Akira, George & Bob.

Dominion
Dominion with The Lizard is a family that played some
teeth rattling heavy metal rock!

Mojo Heroes
Mojo Heroes is part of Mojo Filter & Prom Night Heroes and Bob Camp.

Dr. Bill
Dr. Bill sometimes played solo.

Ashley
Ashley Irwin soloed, too.

Josh Maxwell
So did Josh Maxwell of MojoFilter fame.

Toby McCrawdad Toby McCrawdad
Toby McCrawdad
brought the American spirit to The Camp.

Cuzins
Ashley & Matt Irwin are two talented cousins.

The Kitties
The Kitties were something you had to see to appreciate!

Nick Parsons
Nick Parsons was great!

Proim Night Heroes
Prom Night Heroes always drew some fine looking babes to the dance floor.

Mojo Filter Mojo Filter Mojo Filter
Jen, Joshua and Josh of Mojo Filter JAMMED!!!

Chris Beasley
Chris Beasley helped jam when he could.

Andrew & Jake
Andrew & Jake played some fine herbal tunes.


THE CROWD
The crowd at Open Mic Night were some of the best people I've ever met.  Usually, 90% were musicians.  The rest really enjoyed good music.  They were always supportive of performers.  It was a great place for a young artist to learn to play in public.  It was a "less stress" environment.

A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL!

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For a while one night, 100% of the crowd was barefoot.
Hell.  This IS Missouri!

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Bigger is better!

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Closing time
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE!





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