Tuesday
11/1/05
Photos by Krystle,
Matt, Leon, Hattie & Skippy
-- Pic of the Night --
Jeb,
Crowd: 


TOM:
Jeb of The Dirty 30's
started this fine Pajama Party Open Mic Night at The Camp with a great
acoustic & vocal cover of Bob Dylan's "Billy." He
continued
with a ownderful original that I can really relate to - "When the
Bottle's Gone." Next, was a cover of Ramblin Jake's "St.
James
Infirmory" and an original - "Emily." He finished
with a
cover of Springstein's "Atlantic City" and "We Ain't Never Gonna
Change." Jeb sounds lot like Paul Wasterberg from
The
Replacements. He has a really great voice.
DICK:
Jeb sucks!
Oh....
And, death to America!
HAIRY:
Jeb looks like an average
Joe. But, he can really put on a show!
Bob,
Crowd: 


TOM:
Bob Camp climbed the
stage for a few fine mellow tunes while Krystle was getting
ready.
He dedicated one to Brandon "Hangover Blues" and
continued
with "Crazy Mind" and "The Voice." He ended with a haunting
melody "Last Train to Memphis." Bob always seems to get
better
every time.
DICK:
Bob sucks!
Oh....
And, death to America!
HAIRY:
What's with the
glasses?
Krystle,
Crowd: 


TOM:
Krystle Bergjans
returned to The Camp in her pajamas with her amazing acoustic and vocal
covers and originals. Krystle said her Grandma knitter her
socks
for her. She started with Steve Miller's "The
Joker" and
continue with a hilarious new original "Baxter's Humpin' an
Opossum." She finished with another original "The Man Song.
Krystle says "Pajama Night Fuckin' Rocks!
DICK:
Krystle sucks!
Oh....
And, death to America!
HAIRY:
Krystle looke great in
her fuzzy blue slippers, robe and handmade socks. Wow!
Tom
says "Not yet."
Brandon,
Crowd: 


TOM:
"Busted" Brandon
Glenn brought his wonderful undescribable act to The Camp again with
his perfect acoustic guitar and fucked up drunk vocals. Some
of
the songs and lyrics are "
School Days
About High School
"No do do do"
"That's why it's so fucked up. Trust me"
"I remember the day you got
caught. You were
driving down the road."
Brandon says "If you get pulled over, do what the government tells you
to do"
DICK:
Brandon sucks!
So do DWI's.
Oh....
And, death to America!
HAIRY:
Brandon looked just right
in his green shirt. I hope he doesn't need to wear orange.
It wouldn't suit him.
Leon,
Crowd: 


TOM:
"Pajama" Leon
(acoustic, vocals) was joined by Brandon (drums) for a great tune "I
like My Women on the Trashy Side" and "My, My, Hey, Hey."
They
continued with a fine David Alan Cole song "Fuckin in the Butt"
dedicated to the Krystle Burgjans Fan Club. They finished
with
The Violent Femmes' "Dance, Motherfucker, Dance." Leon quoted
Sam
B. "Until you have run naked before the world, you can never truely
know freedom." That's deep.
DICK:
Leon sucks!
Oh....
And, death to America!
HAIRY:
Leon looked fine, until
he took off his underwear and hung it on his guitar. No one
wanted that!
Chris,
Crowd: 


TOM:
Chris Stephens
brought his acoustic and vocal act to Open Mic Night with a little help
from Wes on drums. They performed great a couple of The Slip
songs including "Before You Were Born" and "Soft Machine."
They
continued with an original dedicated to their high school English
teacher and bass player "How English Teacherish of You."
Someone
in the crowd said "It's kind of like Huey Lewis meets Sting."
Chris says "Bakka Binky Na Na Row Ron Besh Blrooo Bonkal Ah
Shing
I'm a microphone" and quotes
Tad Goman "Nashy Boshy
Woodles, See ya later... We had fun. I ain't
shittin ya.
You're my favorite turd.
DICK:
Chris sucks!
What in the name of Allah is he talking about?
Oh....
And, death to America!
HAIRY:
Chris & Wes looked
fine.
Aaron
& Shawn,
Crowd: 


TOM:
Aaron
(vocals, acoustic,
harmonica) and Shawn (drums) ended the night with some of the best
original music I've heard at Open Mic Night. Somgs included
"Interstate Breakdown," Real Good Lie," "Some Stars, "Million Miles
Away," "Dear George," "Lights Out (In the City of Roses)," and "Ad
Lib." Some one in the crowd said "They're real good.
I like
them a lot!" and "He just went straight Prince on us."
DICK:
Death to America!
HAIRY:
These guys looked really
cool.
The
Crowd:
The
Crowd looked really relaxed in their PJ's. But, Bob looks a
little grumpy.








LEON EXPOSED!

TOM EXPOSED!

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