Tuesday
6/7/05 at The Camp
Photos by Alley Cat
Photos by Alley Cat
Justin Crowd:
TOM: I was running late and just caught the end of Justin's acoustic version of heavy metal guitar tunes. He rocked. Justin left before I could get more info. I think new guys could profit from sticking around for the other acts. Why play and leave when you could hear experienced artists and fantastic jam sessions among a friendly crowd of mostly musicians?
DICK: Justin sucks! He needed to be plugged in.
Oh.... And, death to America!
HAIRY: Justin looked like an average guy. He could use some kind of gimmick, like a bow tie, hat, or anything to make him stand out in the crowd.
Jake Herzog Crowd:
TOM: Jake performed an outstanding one man show. His "loop" act is similar to Kellar Williams. He played or sang a note or two, which looped over and over. Then, he added another note to the loop, and another, and another.... Toward the end, it sounded like an entire band. His version of the Beatles' "Rocky Raccoon" was incredible. It sounded like ALL of the Beatles were on stage. I couldn't believe my eyes that only one dude was playing! He played Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry, Be Happy" and a Steve Miller tune.
DICK: Jake Herzog sucks! If I wanted to see someone play with himself, I'd watch porn.
Oh.... And, death to America!
HAIRY: I hope this guy finds a gig that pays so he could afford some shoes. : )
Andrew & Jake Crowd:
TOM: Andrew & Jake performed fine acoustic guitar and banjo versions of Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers "Last Dance with Mary Jane," Sublime's "I Smoked Two Joints," and John Lennon's Working Class Hero. These guys rock!
DICK: Andrew & Jake suck! What would Allah think of their apparent preoccupation with the evil weed?
Oh.... And, death to America!
HAIRY: I like the tie-died shirt! It kind of "fit" Sublime's tune.
TOM: jwolfe@bigrivertelephone.com This was Jeremy's first time at open mic night. He performed a voice and guitar version of Semisonic's "Falling" and Glycerine by Bush. We look forward to seeing Jeremy again with more tunes.
DICK: Jeremy sucks! He quit after only 2 songs. He needs to learn more tunes.
Oh.... And, death to America!
HAIRY: Jeremy looked like an average guy, too. He could use some kind of gimmick to make him stand out in the crowd.
Jeremy Crowd:
TOM: yermej@gmail.com Jeremy is a veteran open mic performer who, in the words of the Rev. Dr. Camp, plays "beautiful mellow covers of punk rock songs." He performed "This is What You Get" and Talking Heads tunes. He is a very good acoustic guitar player who puts on a good, relaxed show.
DICK: Jeremy sucks! Punk rock ain't the same without a band of "freaks."
Oh.... And, death to America!
HAIRY: Jeremy looks like an average Joe. He needs purple hair, piercings, or something to make him look more punk.
Nick Parsons Crowd:
TOM: Nick sang and played the guitar very well. He covered Ryan Adams songs with incredible lyrics. One went "Screw all my friends. They're all full of shit." That's deep. Another started with "English girls are pretty when they play guitar." Nice!
DICK: Nick sucks! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Oh.... And, death to America!
HAIRY: This is another performer who needs a special "look" to make him memorable.
Crowd: +++TOM: www.geocities.com/germankitties email: germankitties@yahoo.com The Kitties graced The Camp again with their special kind of German rock humor. They are Hans Peter, Von Peter, Johaan Peter, and Jan Heinrich Peter. The Kitties performed an improved version of "I am Pushing Your Buttons," "Streets of Philadelphia," and "Calculating." You've got to see them to believe it. This is entertainment at its finest.
DICK: The Kitties suck! These guys are a bunch of Dicks! Er,... I mean Peters.
Oh.... And, death to America!
HAIRY: I really enjoyed the new light show, although OSHA might frown on it. Once again their, er... uh... choreography was hilarious.
Jam Session Crowd:
TOM: Jen, Joshua, and Josh of Mojo Filter, Landon Liest of Brother Booth, Dana McReynolds from Los Vegas, and Bob Camp played an amazing jam session. They performed A Whole Lot of Love, Whiskey Man, and Clapton's Crossroads. Jen's vocals, especially on Whiskey Man are fantastic! These guys jammed! Three screamin' guitars, drums and Jen. It doesn't get any better than this. Friends like Dana are what make Bob Camp's open mic night unique.
DICK: The Jam Session sucks! This isn't Beale St.
Oh.... And, death to America!
HAIRY: Check out Joshua's new flying V.
Landon
Crowd:
DICK: Landon sucks!
Oh.... And, death to America!
HAIRY: Landon also needs something to make him stand out in the crowd.
TOM: Walter Pollack is a regular open mic performer who is worth coming back for. "Walt isn't the Disney you think of. Quite the opposite, with a rage that is subdued. Walter quietly sets the tone of Punk today." He says "I'm looking for people to play with so I don't have to play and sing at the same time. So, come on down to The Camp. Let's jam!" You heard him. Come on out to The Camp next week!
DICK: Walter sucks! Punk sucks. Disney sucks!
Oh.... And, death to America!
HAIRY: Walter needs a Mohawk, green hair, or something to make him look like a Punk dude.
Walter & Chris a private show
TOM: After Walter played and Bob turned up the lights, it was about time to go back to the camper. Walter sat down at a table with Chris Young, a fan, and me. After some interesting conversation, Walter and Chris broke out into a spontaneous version of Willie Nelson's "Always on My Mind." It was cool! These guys should've been on stage for everyone to enjoy. This is another reason The Camp is a great place to spend Tuesday nights. It seems everyone in the crowd is a musician.
DICK: Walter & Chris suck! Why couldn't they be on stage?
Oh.... And, death to America!
HAIRY: These guys looked like they were having a good time. That's all that matters. Check out their subdued smiles!
